House of Scoop: Newsie can’t touch this!
Posted by | Posted on 21-06-2011
Scoop and one of his many fans.
Last January timesunion.com blogmaster Michael Huber expressed dismay at discovering a rival to Scoop, the Times Unions beloved newspaper mascot and paragon of the printed page.
While the Daily Gazettes Newsie, a pseudo-hipster foam imitation, (think Clone #4 in the film Multiplicity), has been around for years making appearances at community events, it is only recently that the print mascot reached out to newspaper fans on Facebook, which garnered Hubers attention and sent Scoop into a melancholy funk for several days.
The rival newspaper also referred to our printed friend as an old flyswatter and derided his appearance:
He’s got these deranged, crazy eyes; Ludwig Von Drake-style eyebrows; a tuft of red hair like Woody Woodpecker; and a strange smile that looks like he might have guzzled one too many shots of Maker’s Mark bourbon
Dismayed that others would fault his dashing looks, Scoop considered hiring a local seamstress for a nip and tuck procedure until New Visions students pointed out that Newsies photo shoot only received 3 likes from Facebook fans. Also, there are worse things than being called a flyswatter, for example being classified as litter box liner.
We also reminded Scoop that creatures with red hair are a rare species and known to be fiery, intense and passionate, necessary qualities for the kind of reporting that appears daily in the Times Union thanks to a staff that includes revered editors such as Mike Goodwin, Rob Brill, Hank Domin and Teresa Buckley, and writers such as Paul Grondahl, Jimmy Vielkind and Cathy Woodruff, and one of the finest investigative reporting teams in the country.
As for Scoops bug eyes, what better tools for seeking the truth and reporting it accurately, and his strange smile is a product of knowing that the Times Union consistently scoops the competition- who wouldnt smile?!
To celebrate Scoops special relationship with the New Visions class and to showcase his diverse talents as a rap star, dancer and print ambassador of truth delivered free of bias and in accordance with the SPJ code of ethics we asked him to collaborate on a music video, the results of which can be viewed below. So if you see Scoop at an upcoming event, be sure to shake his hand and congratulate him on his dashing looks and his fine dance moves.

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